Hiyo!
Firstly, I am extremely sorry about not posting for what… 5 days? As you probably know I started studying for my yearly exams around 3 weeks ago and the exams are in 2 weeks, and I’m like freaking out, haha. So I apologize for not posting much lately and for the next 2 weeks I may not be able to post as much, sorry
So thanks guys for your ideas on the short story contest. I didn’t get many responses, actually.. just what 3? So I pose the question again for the people who did not contribute an idea or the SECRET VIEWERS OF THIS SITE, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! The mini teensy little people who visit my site but never comment.
Oompa loompa. SHOULD I HAVE A TOPIC TO WRITE ON FOR THE SHORT STORY CONTEST?
Thank you
Mmkay. Now. Well today, history was boring, science was boring, VA was boring, but English was hilarious.
I’m sure you all desperately want to know what happened, right?
So my English teacher is this retarded teacher who doesn’t know what she teaches, and as a result the whole class fails the exams. It’s pretty annoying, it’s like this thing where if you have that English teacher, you fail English. A bit annoying? Yeah.
We were learning about film, so like film camera angles and such. So she drew stupid pictures on the board to try to illustrate her point
They were TERRIBLE. She has as much drawing ability as a 4 year old, honest!
So she was talking about camera angles and she was demonstrating how to do a low-angle shot and she was like Everyone get on the floor and lie down and show me a low angle shot!”, and she demonstrated by having her head on my friend’s feet. She made everyone lie down on the floor, pretending we had cameras
And then she was like “pretend you have a glad wrap roll. look through the roll, it’s your camera!” and she made us look through our hands. So the whole class was lying on the floor holding our hands to our eyes so we looked like we were looking through a telescope through our eyes and making ‘zrrr’ noises
If you looked through the window and saw us I bet you would’ve fainted
We looked so stupid.
Then the teacher wanted to demonstrate a tracking shot, so she got 2 girls to run around the room, one was a robber, lol, and the other had to pretend to film her. LOL. Then she started to make siren sounds. She’s such a … bad teacher!
Then afterwards, she was like:
COOL BANANAS!
You don’t know how funny that was, coming out from a like 50 year old woman. Seriously.
BUT IT WAS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. MY TUMMY HURT FROM LAUGHING.
I really should go now and try to study, although somehow I have a feeling I am going to procrastinate and play Sorority Life
Question of the Post:
The worst teacher you’ve ever had?
And please don’t forget to leave your opinion on whether I should have a theme or not for the short story contest!
Toodles.

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